Monday, August 07, 2006

CaT-06---- my new girlfriend

If looks could kill I would be dead by now... my life would be putting (probably throwing) white roses & other stuff(my maniacal memories) on my grave... but alas Life has its share of fun & even intense x-ray beams & laser guns fail to penetrate my hidedesign...oops did I infringe a trademark..who cares...
Coming back from giving yet another mock test... looking as forlorn & shaken from core as K.L Saigal in Devdas or some other b/w movie... I gave a serious thought what to do in future & how to do it... Last night's OMKARA had set my mind rolling & during the whole duration of mock exam I was wondering why I had not given a thought 2 Kareena Kapoor... the village belle act..leaving ur comfy home for the sake of ur love(or lust) was just too gud to be make-believe.. my grey cells started lighting up & I was making plans how to meet & propose kareena for a major portion of exam time... yeah It wud show on my score... d'oh...

well as far as career plans are concerned.. CaT prep is simply not upto mark... Im not an inch of slogger & do posses a brain with multiple misplaced connections... so I really need some pumped up action or else I would end up sweeping floors for living,,, my placement record is a big DUD....

so I have decided to befriend this feline for once & for all... her name is CaT-06 & we have a date on 19th nov...d day before I would turn LEGAL age to marry..err kareena where r u..
she has a vorocious temper & is waiting with sharp nails to welcome me... but all pussies have one weakness..no pun intended...she is really friendly but moody & selective... so why not study & contemplate all the features & intracicies of her every move & vagarious nature...
I will be ready with my options if she turns topsy-turvy on our first date... why not try her dummies for awhile before striking with all the weapons loaded & stocked in my barrel..

let's see... almost 100 days to go,, & Ms. Smile turns 21 two dayz after India aunt turns 60... uff "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
GO India go..

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