Ubharta & Doobta Sitara
naah I have not been watching a lotof mtv & V...am just plain feeling bored... bearshare & limewire are not properly working & thought I wud blabber a little...10 mins before 1 a.m.
dad(woken up by heavy pounding of mettalica & laxmikant-pyarelal): hummhh.. beta kya kar rahe hoon..
me(feeling bored):studying...u know CAT prep & engineering projects... it's tough..
dad(stirred but not shaken): U mean u r listening to music
me(c'mon speak up something): ummhh.. well dad yahoo is giving 10 million dollors for setting up a record chatting time.. am kinda participating in that...look am feeling lucky so let me give it a shot...(lost CAT expression)...
dad(finally EYES WIDE OPEN): Are u gone nuts? u want to chat on yahoo,,listen to this utensil clashing & clamping sounds... wen u have so much too study... yeh tera net & comp hostel mein hi acha tha,,,, zindagi bhar dhake khayega... put up some efforts for ur CAT... mishra'g aaj 10lakh ka check encash kra rahe the jo unke bete ne umhrica se bheja tha...
me(looking as convincing as jayalalitha in SAUNa belt ad): dAaad c'mon u know am pretty serious about my life.. I mean I have already chosen d bride of our khandaan... what else u want... CAT ho jayega--19th nov...
dad(suniel shetty expression): what do u mean? CaT to ho jayega 19th ko par tera kya rank kya aayega? apni biwi ko kya khilayega...kapde kya phenega...
me(as inspired as A fly in search of dung to lay eggs): well dad tension nahi lene ka... apun kuch na kuch to kar hi lega... I will design a new chatting software...& also a search engine...also a social networking site... an Operating system...aapaka beta Bill Gates ke saath dinner khayega(not candle light by any chance perse)..
MA(woken up by inspirational speech): kya aap mere munna ko pareshan karte rehte hoon...
dad(master of all,jack of none): he has been listening to music like there's no tommorrow.. not studying,,,wasting our hard earned money on mobile phones & there bills... d pesticolas & gol-gapppas... chotu halwai & preet video parlour abh iske ache dusre ghar gaye hai.. & u are saying I mustn't shout at him...
MA(c'mon ekta kapoor go to hell & fry): Listen beta...
me(smart ass): yes MAAAAA
MA(obviously moved): we have worked very hard our all lives & expect U to be good human (earning millions of $s) being... so STUDY or get lost...
me(screaming & howling): okk maa... am gonna study the whole night..
am still chatting to elina from new zealand..
spent another half hour orkutting...
won online black-jack on yahoo...(I don't have any idea whatsoever about cards but my 12th sense never betrays me)...
googled nicole+pussycat dolls...--not much success...
googled kareena kapoor+cutie+wil u marry me..--- only japnese porn sites & investment banks in CAYMEN islands decided to respond...
mailed tonnes of bulk mail to every mail id that comes through forwarded mails... sometimes It's in thousands...particularly in case of AMY BRUCE wali forward...
scribbled pathetic scraps on scrapbooks....
4:15 a.m
well am in contemplative mood now.. should I watch FInal Destination-3 or White Noise... it's so difficult.. just can't imagine missing fd-3..teen death phenomenon is going to be my subject doctorol theses...
but I can't afford to miss d phenomenon of strange white noises..
It's tough.. life is tough... but LIFE is all about making choices.. U make a choice & another door(why not window or shutters) opens up in front of u...
d'oh I m gonna watch scary movie 4...
no.. kabhi alvida naa kehna posted on mastana.net...here I come...here I go..
cya..blog...am dumb..u know that....
LOVE LIFE
1 Comments:
oh maaan !!! jus landed at ur blog frm some other blog...
dis post was jus aweosme man..hahaha..jus couldnt stop laughin d whole of d time !!! n yeh..i too could relate to a lot of things..lolz..gr88 !~
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