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Doordarshan-Nonsense Unlimited

Don't be mislead by the title... it has nothing 2 do with sensical theaterics... It has nothing to do with Information (non)Broadcasting Ministry... EVEN Supreme Court & HC would think a million times before accepting a PIL regarding the ex(r)otic stuff shown on DD-I... Well I would not be listing the circumstances due which I had to undergo a torture extending a full 15 mins..dats a good 900 seconds... 9*10^9 msecs...it's way too personal to let out details...
ENTRY TIME: 8:55 p.m.
Scene I: A fake wedding set-up....
A crying not-so-ravashing belle... crying hoarse over the futility of upcoming Challengers Trophy... Inzi Bahi nahi khelege toh ICC band karva di jayegi...
Tendulkar ko height-increasing pills ki zaroorat hai...
More people,probably her new parents & ex-parents join in chorus with the lady & they cry,cry & cry....
My situation: NO adS??? r d MbA's gone mad...
after 5 mins... commercial break.. just a drabbish condom ad... bogus & as inspiring as adnam sami in Ab-King PRO promotional video..
ME: PHEWWW...

Scene II: screen flashes "NON SENSE UNLIMITED"
me: CRUXED,BRUISED & SEDUCED [:?]
another ad... Chunni lal forgets to wear underwear but never forgets to bring an XL packet of latex-rubber---UNINSPIRING+DEPRESSING
Some insipid...directly out of tribal dance... music starts playing in the background & kids wearing monkey suits & space suits start jumping here & there...
ME: OHH GOD SAVE ME..
another auntie wearing tonnes of frills & rolls tries 2 say HI in every possible language.. India has 19 official languages... so u can guess the gibberish being doled out...
Raju'g jumps on the bandwagon.. the bhaiya'g starts his discouse & sounds pretty convincing,, i.e. makes me realize that privitisation is a BOON...
better still while the utterly emotional jokes r being dished out,,,a few people directly out of an MARTIAN spaceship stand clapping & head banging on one corner of the stage... fake laughs abound
& raju carries on...
& Carries on... I pray my phone rings... flood strike d sewage system of this house.. electric companies go bankrupt,, blah-blah...

CONCLUSION : Unless & until u want repentance for Salman khan hitting aishwariya rai & killing black-bucks & homo-sapiens,,, don't watch DD... watever b d stakes... NEVER,,,

p.s. listened to Tere Bin for a gud 8 hours... non-stop....

posted by Ginni @ 3:24 AM