JustBeUrself

My Wife & My kid

Ok I am just 20 year old 3-4 th of an engineer guy & a wannabe corporate Casanova and going by my killer looks and girth it will take the reincarnation of asura community to find my perfect match. I still have not taken LAWA Phere *Sikh Marriage Ceremony* nor signed any a document whatsoever in the registrar’s office, but lucky me experienced martial bliss in an altogether different setting. :-)

Circa: 1998 or 1999 *real bad memory* or 1997

A world oops a word going by the name of internet was on everybody’s lips. HT and TOI came up with long articles explaining pros & con of the web. & As an adolescent kid of high curiosity index I was highly excited by the new avenues to be discovered. So surfing became a total fad but it was damn costly, had to stop drinking colas to save money for my evening fix. Knowing the result of wrestling mega events before it came on TV & boosting about watching *censor* gave such a high. Those were beautiful days.*nostalgic*

Then 2 years down the line a piece of software called by the name of yahoo messenger came in our lives and all hell broke lose. I remember in standard 11^th when we should be discussing Heisenberg’s principle & properties of colloidal solutions the guys talked about the GIRL they had courted online. Long and fantastical accounts were narrated regarding the latest catch. But poor I, with pathetic ladki-pata & senti-mar skills ended up being a dud in this field. My unlucky run in the online & offline world has continued on & off till recently. A phenomenon going by the ORKUT has almost ended my fictitious dry run.

Just going through the Delhi rock community on orkut I saw a smiling face on the upper right corner & just clicked on it and WOW this was one amazing personality. She seemed a wee-bit crazy but given that I am a certified despo engineer *just kicked out of one-sided love* I just left some infinitely idiotic one-liner. & Whoof A REPLY. I was on the seventh star. As I guessed she was total crazy and interesting in her own different way. We exchanged scraps on & off.

One night feeling lonely I just buzzed her on messenger & d’uh she replied. Life has a malicious agenda. She turned out to one hell of a woman,,,, First I thought her to be a HE out to make fool of me.. par galti tuh insaan se hi hoti hai.. her sense of humor ,, just one word,, AWESOME.. Rare a person I have seen who can carry on the jokes with such a panache.. She’s just 70% crazy. Just like a little terrorist she is,, lol.. but the joke about the usual broken & wannabe relationship crap took whole together different flight & we married online.. & even had a kid.. She left a guy of 20 rolling on the floor laughing for a full half an hour.. we wrote each other total senti & fundo testimonials & even elevated the relationship status to married.. laughed the hell out discussing how to raise our munnah.. his daily school reports.. his crushes,, his fights in school.. & a hell lot many things.. I mean it beats me how someone can be so hilarious. The riotous laughs still echo.. I bet if there was a competition on the lines of miss world for Jocular women,, she would beat the others any time.. Apart from maa , she is one of the few people who laughs *or pretends* over my pjs.. .

Well I must say married life is bliss.. & now I think the joke is ended & I am back to single ready to mingle status again.. Lucky me.. But we might meet or not meet in person..I don't know.. well definitely when she turns ekta-kapoor style scheming auntie with 5 inch glasses & horrible make-up.. she might respond to my idiotic flirtations.. till then D’uH…I think I should ask himesh reshamiya'g & wear the total despo cap & sing her crappiest romantic songs from the movies of dharam paaji..

So fellas we may not find our true love on internet but surely meet amazing people who really are worth their weight in laughing gas,,
Hail orkut..

Ms. X *u know identity thiefs nah*u rock

posted by Ginni @ 11:07 PM