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NEWTON vs MITHUN!!

-----Just came across a interesting joke about newton
and mithun.....

Here it goes....
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Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth
to watch a movie. He watched a few Indian movies
and had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all his logics and laws in
physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised
for everything he had done. In the movie of Mithun
chakravarthy Newton dada was confused to such
an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes:

1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, Our great Mithunda is shot in
the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through
his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured.
Long Live Mithunda

2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2
gangsters. Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only
one bullet. Guess, what he does.......

He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithunda
utters the following dialogue

"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a
revolvver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does.
Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits
for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the
bullet
compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the
gangster dies....

4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the
remote is in the hands of the villain about 100 km
away.
As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying

"Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button
dabake tumhari
mehbooba ko mar doonga".

The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the
final blow, the
villain dies but not before he presses than damn
button. Now what to do?

Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on
it. Now there is a race:
The current in the cable connected to the electric
chair is moving fast but our hero and his horse are
desparately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few
km and just as the current would hit the chair,
the hero jumps from the horse and picks the girl away
from the chain and husssshhhh.
She is saved. The poor electric current only goes to
an empty chair.

Climax,
taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!


This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
completely pissed off and he decided to go back.
But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for one last
time and thought that atleast one movie will follow
his theory of physics.

The whole movies goes fine and newton is happy that
all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so fast.
The climax finally arrives. Rajni gets to know that
the villian is on the the other side of a very high
wall.
So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like
one of those superman techniques that our heroes
normally
use.
Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because its
the climax. Newton dada is smiling since it is
virtually impossible.
Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and
when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he
shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with
his second gun.
Now the first gun fires off and the villian is
dead...............

Newton faints
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p.s. Keep Smiling :))

posted by Ginni @ 12:33 AM