JustBeUrself

Thoughts @ 4 am

Scene I
Time: 10 am
Date : 2nd Jan 2 007 (ohh friends yeppi new year)
Location: in my bed, snug & not snoring
mind: Ms. X ke saapno mein :P

Phone Rings:: Moto L7 shouts uth ja black crow :D

Finally...
Relative 1(no comments) : "Hiiello"
Me(all gorky) : Sat Sri Akal {}
R1 () : Hanji. . what happened...
Me(feeling gud) : nothing much, went out with friends, enjoyed, watched movies, didn't drink, got a new crush.. U temme how did ur new year go..
R1 ::Oye Didn't u check your result.. bery concerned voice thi..
Me : Uhmm.. kya.. not in a mood.. bleh-bleh..
R1 : mere boss ke saale ke saale ki chachi ki behen ki beti ka 99%tile aaya hai,, whats ur..

me: urghh.. Delhi mein black-out hain.. due to bhukam in Taiwan all Internet lines are down..
aur airtel employees are on strike as part of Naari Seh Pareshaan forum ,,
I am actually thinking of giving them support.. what say...
R1: @#@#$@!#@!!@@# if I write this,,google walle will shut down this corner of mine
check kar aur das mainu ..
Me: Ok ji,, will check right now..

So I doze off.. :)

Scene II
Time 10:40 am..
location: other side of bed..
background music: 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 suuuurrrrroooooorrrrrr..
on my mind: Ms. X again. :D

phone rings again:: recently downloaded hot tunes from airtel live,, pretty natural sounding noises..

Friend 1(dhakan type) :: Oye Kake,, what happened...
Me(Jai Himesh): nothing much,, thinking of ways to gag himesh & send him to mars or for that matter inside the sun.. u temme kya scene evening ka..
F2: oye kya bana tera yaar..
Me: bread-omelet.. woh bhi cheese aur onion ke saath,,
F2: Reh bhai cat ka result ka kya bana,,
Me: Ohh,, bread jal gayi,, I will call U back.. bye. tata,,cu.. I will love your wife always..



Scene III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII
more or less people trying to enthuse me with calls & umpteenth number of sms,,

Abh bas last scene,,, Scene IX in evening

Dad: idiot,, u didn't water the plants, withdrew 700 bucks from atm like anything,, have not bathed yet & u are asking me to wait,, check your result or else...

Maa: beta ms. jampha ke bete kaa iim calcutta mein ho jayega,, tum a ya b min no. tuh aa jaayega nah,,

well this was enough for me

after 5 mins

Me: Hey I screwed up,, screwed up big time.. definitely it's a ploy of aliens to stop me from finding out their existence,, or even aishwariya rai has plotted to bring me to her home rather than a dingy hostel room I would be getting. . .
I tried hard yaar,, but shucks I screwed up :(

Later Scenes ::: DEAFENING SILENCE due to paris hilton's site being under downtime..

News: Apart from IIPM & Mungeri Lal Institute of Management no other institute deems a fine guy like me to be a part of their glorious institution..

Well I heard placements are better in MLIM.. so I might choose it. . .

posted by Ginni @ 3:58 AM