Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Chuck De Movie Masala!!

Well every blog sings paeans about how Chak Deh India is a path breaking movie which will make Indian's a better community and team. But given my dysfunctional mind I could not help but think if some Bollywood Masala was sprinkled on the movie what would be the outcome. Maybe I see a budding filmmaker in me, whose talent has not been discovered but I am sure after reading this entry my phone won't stop ringing

Scenario 1: Shahrukh has a "Heart Mein Hole"
Now wouldn't girls be super charged emotionally now :P You can't just miss the the intensity they would be displaying when they know there coach is gonna die just after the final whistle. The classic "KAL HOON NAH HOON MOMENT" :D

Scenario 2: A couple of lovers in the team.
Now people progressive zamana hain, I am sure a few couples would do no harm to the story setup. The movie can bring in more jazz now.

Scenario 3: Aussies Inspired by Brand India
Imagine that Aussies are totally floored by Indian traditional values and start Namastefying. They take on field wearing saaris and yes you know Indians can be darn smart, so they beat the Aussies at there own game wearing shorts.

Scenario 4: Girl's Parivaar
In true blue fashion the player's families and wannabe hubby accompany the team. I can wait to imagine the tons of tears that would flood the whole of Australia.

Scenario 5: Kahaani mein twist---LOCATION change
Why can't the world's hockey championship be held in our Government School Grounds. The kids can really a dash of color and variety to the whole razmatazz. And I bet they can have give better commentary than the guy repeating mono syllables in the commentary part.

Scenario 6: Time Sift---5 or 15 years
Now yours truly is a total disaster who follows the changing fortunes of almost every Saas-Bhau serial(sic....) So I would suggest a time shift ranging 5 to 15 years. I can't miss the fun that would permeate from old ladies taking on to field and getting ready for their daily soap fix.

Well I could go on and on and on but I gotta bug someone else now.

2 Comments:

At 3:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 6:29 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

great masala added to the Shah rukh [read as boring] movie...


:)

 

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