NEWTON vs MITHUN!!
-----Just came across a interesting joke about newton
and mithun.....
Here it goes....
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Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth
to watch a movie. He watched a few Indian movies
and had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all his logics and laws in
physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised
for everything he had done. In the movie of Mithun
chakravarthy Newton dada was confused to such
an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes:
1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, Our great Mithunda is shot in
the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through
his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured.
Long Live Mithunda
2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2
gangsters. Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only
one bullet. Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithunda
utters the following dialogue
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a
revolvver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does.
Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits
for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the
bullet
compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the
gangster dies....
4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the
remote is in the hands of the villain about 100 km
away.
As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying
"Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button
dabake tumhari
mehbooba ko mar doonga".
The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the
final blow, the
villain dies but not before he presses than damn
button. Now what to do?
Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on
it. Now there is a race:
The current in the cable connected to the electric
chair is moving fast but our hero and his horse are
desparately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few
km and just as the current would hit the chair,
the hero jumps from the horse and picks the girl away
from the chain and husssshhhh.
She is saved. The poor electric current only goes to
an empty chair.
Climax,
taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
completely pissed off and he decided to go back.
But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for one last
time and thought that atleast one movie will follow
his theory of physics.
The whole movies goes fine and newton is happy that
all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so fast.
The climax finally arrives. Rajni gets to know that
the villian is on the the other side of a very high
wall.
So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like
one of those superman techniques that our heroes
normally
use.
Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because its
the climax. Newton dada is smiling since it is
virtually impossible.
Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and
when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he
shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with
his second gun.
Now the first gun fires off and the villian is
dead...............
Newton faints
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p.s. Keep Smiling :))
SMILE :)
Smile...Smile... Smile...
Where is ur smile...
One smile,just one sweet smile is d rhyme of divine...
Smile is the only crime I want me to be a partner in crime..
Let everybody smile.. even smile deserves a captivating smile...
When I feel let down let one sweet smile pass me by,
If I feel sad or if u feel not soo sad just let the smile ring in our minds..
A diamond from ur eyes deserves a smile..
The beautiful sun, amazing life commands the biggest of smiles...
If she is not so fine hey lord just make her smile..
Smile like a glacier.. Smile like d meandring winds of himalayas...
& If still D world refuses to smile, my friends just smile :)
Smile like first ray of sunshine... Even smile when I die.
bcuz Smile is the EXILIR of life...
& If still D world refuses to smile, I will make it smile :)
SMILE is the only reason of life :))
Solution is not defined or derived but still smile :)
So friends If u still don't smile just give smile a cute smile...
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p.s. right now my head & heart feel light cuz I have decided I will always smile. D dialogue from OMKARA "HASSI BADHI MEHNGI HO GAYI HAI IS DUNIYA MEIN " by INDU (konkana sen) is goin on like a repetetive for loop in my head..
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p.p.s KEEP SMILING
Differentiation Of INSIGHT
Do you remember the line from TRINITY:"Dodge This"
Well at the moment am in contemplative mood. Diabolical meandrings are covering the rings of my eyes. Am feeling.
Yes for a moment I felt I could feel.
This moment might be blip in the radar of life but still I will be in awe of those moments.
Woh LamheWoh BaateinI am unable to get over her. I have hurt her enough & am looking to drive the last nail in the coffin. I wish I could drink some vodka & move on. But I had promised myself,my life that I will not. It was broken a few times but still I try to keep up the broken promises.
But still gotta find a way,,, I am the HIGHWAY
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also came across this chain mail...
THE BRICK !!!!
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down
when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown The angry driver
then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against
a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?" The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop...." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. "It's my brother, "he said "He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up."
Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me."
Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out a linen handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay. "Thank you and may God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger. Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the boy! push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home.
It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: "Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!" God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us. It's our choice to listen or not.
Thought for the Day:
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring.
He sends you a sunrise every morning Face it, friend - He is crazy about you!
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The morale of the story is going on & on in my head. I have hurt many people, lied a lot, manipulated & look what I have in my life just SCARS. TONIGHT even I pray to GOD, give me so much of pain that I am Numbed from PAIN forever
Doordarshan-Nonsense Unlimited
Don't be mislead by the title... it has nothing 2 do with sensical theaterics... It has nothing to do with Information (non)Broadcasting Ministry... EVEN Supreme Court & HC would think a million times before accepting a PIL regarding the ex(r)otic stuff shown on DD-I... Well I would not be listing the circumstances due which I had to undergo a torture extending a full 15 mins..dats a good 900 seconds... 9*10^9 msecs...it's way too personal to let out details...
ENTRY TIME: 8:55 p.m.
Scene I: A fake wedding set-up....
A crying not-so-ravashing belle... crying hoarse over the futility of upcoming Challengers Trophy... Inzi Bahi nahi khelege toh ICC band karva di jayegi...
Tendulkar ko height-increasing pills ki zaroorat hai...
More people,probably her new parents & ex-parents join in chorus with the lady & they cry,cry & cry....
My situation: NO adS??? r d MbA's gone mad...
after 5 mins... commercial break.. just a drabbish condom ad... bogus & as inspiring as adnam sami in Ab-King PRO promotional video..
ME: PHEWWW...
Scene II: screen flashes "NON SENSE UNLIMITED"
me: CRUXED,BRUISED & SEDUCED [:?]
another ad... Chunni lal forgets to wear underwear but never forgets to bring an XL packet of latex-rubber---UNINSPIRING+DEPRESSING
Some insipid...directly out of tribal dance... music starts playing in the background & kids wearing monkey suits & space suits start jumping here & there...
ME: OHH GOD SAVE ME..
another auntie wearing tonnes of frills & rolls tries 2 say HI in every possible language.. India has 19 official languages... so u can guess the gibberish being doled out...
Raju'g jumps on the bandwagon.. the bhaiya'g starts his discouse & sounds pretty convincing,, i.e. makes me realize that privitisation is a BOON...
better still while the utterly emotional jokes r being dished out,,,a few people directly out of an MARTIAN spaceship stand clapping & head banging on one corner of the stage... fake laughs abound
& raju carries on...
& Carries on... I pray my phone rings... flood strike d sewage system of this house.. electric companies go bankrupt,, blah-blah...
CONCLUSION : Unless & until u want repentance for Salman khan hitting aishwariya rai & killing black-bucks & homo-sapiens,,, don't watch DD... watever b d stakes... NEVER,,,
p.s. listened to Tere Bin for a gud 8 hours... non-stop....
Tere Bin
Downloaded: 5 p.m. 4th sep'06
thread:
http://desim4u.net/index.htmover 30 hours have passed since I downloaded d song & it has been playing non-stop on repeat since yesterday & I think it will go on... atleast in my heart....
well it's strange that sometimes music really strikes up a chord which you hope should have rusted & withered way back...but no one knows how this heart works.. I know it's futile & even downright stupid to be total senti+mental & probably she is right as always... but couldn't help it.. I wish the telecom revolution would have not sweeped d country,,,james watt not invented steam engine,,,graham bell 4got about telephone,,, marconi/bose didn't give a damn about radio waves... only then my head would be stable tonight... I wish I could get some sleep...with a head like this I don't think I can sleep... I close my eyes & her giggles flash like a view so serene that would engulf me & my insanity... how can live in this dream 4ever,,, I need strength... I need focus...
CaT just abot 74 days away & my scores R mocking at me.. IIM-A dream needs a revisit..
well Life turned out real funny in the morning... I slept while making coffee... hehe..bro was there like a knight in shiny armour...
Tere Bin main yun kaisay jiya
kaisay jia tere bin
tere bin main yun kaisay jiya
kaisay jiya tere bin
Lay ker yaadain teri
raatain meri katti
lay ker yaadain teri
raatain meri katti
mujh say baatain teri
kerti hain chandni
tanha hai tujh bin raatain meri
din mere din kay jaisay nahi
tanha badan tanha hai *rooh*
nam meri aankhain rahay
a ja mere ab rubaru
jeena nahi bin tere
tere bin main yun kaisay jiya
kaisay jiya tere bin
tere bin main yun kaisay jiya
kaisay jiya tere bin
kab say aankhain meri
rah may tere bichi
kab say aankhain meri
rah may tere bichi
bhulay say hi kabhi
tu mil jaye kahin
bhulay na mujh say baatain teri
bheegi hain her pal aankhain meri
kiun saans loon
kiun main jiyu
jeena bura sa lagay
kiun ho gya tu baiwafa
mujh ko bata day waje
tere bin main yun kaisay jiya
kaisay jiya tere bin
tere bin main yun kaisay jiya
kaisay jiya tere bin
tere bin main yun kaisay jiya
kaisay jiya tere bin
tere bin main yun kaisay jiya
kaisay jiya tere bin
tere bin
tere bin
tere bin
tere bin
tere bin
tere bin kaisay jiya
I will be humming d song a lot..maybe atif would consider adding me as special attraction in his band... lolzzz
well one final rumbling... 4 MY TeachersI know I have not been the best of students & misbehaved a lot with all of u.. but I still hold u in high esteem,, am just inquisite by nature... & I know u people sacrifice a lot & go through the normal tensions of life's funny ways...yet day after dat U wake up & impart d depth & knowledge we yearn for,,, Teachers u R GREAT,,,
confession: Had a crush on eight standard class teacher.. her cheeks--
OHHH MY GOD...insti lecturers & profs: nice & decent but u need 2 ignite the passions & fire in our belly to achieve success... ....
LOVE LIFE
